Vogel in da house!

I love open windows, and welcome fresh air into my house. Unfortunately with the fresh air, birds come in too!

They fly in, realize they’re in a house, and then they panic. They start trying to get out through our walls, and through clósed window, while they empty their little bowels everywhere. And I’m just as afraid as they are, except I don’t crap everywhere.

I open even more windows, hoping they’ll see the light, and free themselves, and in the end usually they do. But then I’m all shaky, and have to have a bar of chocolate to calm myself.

I just hate birds in the house!

Do you like airing your house?
And how do you feel about birds?

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